Sunday, January 13, 2013

Things I've Heard While Watching Football

"He has a nice purse." - referring to the fannypack-like hand warming pouch QBs wear.

"Why isn't the defense protecting Brady" - after the 3rd sack of Tom Brady a confused onlooker remarks.

"He looked like a nigga that stole a watermelon and ran for his life with it." - after a huge kickoff return by the Texans.

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